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Me: Mom, my boyfriend broke up with me. Mom: all the good ones are gay- (at this point she is c...

Dad: I want my tombstone to say "Live by the fist; die by the fist!" Mom: What are you talking a...

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

(mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...

(The day of my wedding rehearsal- My mom is giving me away.) Me- Mom, you can let go. Mom- Nope. ...