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Father "I want you to order this for me first thing tomorrow (Monday). And with fastest shipping....

Dad: Are you watching "My Little Pony"? Me: This cartoon is amazing. Leave me alone. Dad: ...It...

(talking about who I'm going to invite to my birthday party" Mom: Why don't you invite that girl...

Me: What's for dinner? Mom: BBQ chicken breasts. Dad: CHICKEN TITS‽

Mom: (to my dad) Why don't you have the dog lick your sack? Dad & Me: WHAT?! Mom: Or whatever y...

Mom (through text): I need you to empty the dishwasher. Me: Umm.. I'm in the same room as you, y...

Me: (asking my dad if he gave a giftcard to my stepmom) Dad: No. Sorry. Me: Why not dad? Dad: ...

Little brother: Mommy, what sounds do rabbits make? Mom: They don't really make sounds, do they?...

(PLaying Just Dance) Dad: My pelvic thrust has gotten weaker over the years Mom: Got that right!