ninjafan15's Favorites
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Me (Coming home from work in the afternoon) Dad: Lily!! What have you done to my carpet? I've tr...
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(My Mom and I are at the bank. Mom walks up to the bank manager.) Manager: How can I help you to...
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Me: Oh look, a weeping willow. (*Dad reaches over and hits me in head*) Dad: Womping Willow
