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*My Grandmother walks in while me and my cat are meowing back and forth* Gramma: Emily, you need...

Mom: What's in the wine glass? Me: Wine. Mom: It's 1pm! My little lush! I'm so proud!

Mom: What is this, chicken? Me: No, it's turkey. Mom: What about Stargate?

Me: So, today, Will and I were- Mom: I don't care. (starts laughing hysterically) Oh, I'm just k...

Dad: You know, having a girl is so much harder than having a boy. Me: Wait, what? Dad: Well, wh...

(Me and my mom was talking about laws where we live) Mom: By the way, if you get caught peeing i...