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ALWAYS make sure you know the difference between the glue stick and the chap stick before applyin...

If you are in a rush, and you know your teacher doesn't look closely at your homework sometimes m...

When leaving your seat to go to the loo on an aircraft remember to remove headphones to avoid hav...

Good idea: Listen to music when in shower. Bad idea: Dance to the music when in shower.You will...

Don't eat or drink while watching House MD. You just might end up needing a real doctor when you ...

If a label says "Non-Flammable" it's not a challenge. What you're trying to light on fire might n...

If there's a loose thread in the crotch of your pants, DON'T pull it. Especially in public. #LFMF

When you wake up in the morning and see a police car outside your window remember that your neigh...

Don't go out drinking on the night you move out, because you WILL get drunk, you WILL forget you'...

Correct: I just ruptured my ziploc bag containing cherries, and now I have fruit juice all over ...

Tasers look pretty similar to certain electric shavers. One of these does not belong in the bathr...

You hear that baby crying in the forest? Yeah, it might not be a baby after all. It just might be...

Be careful to check and double-check how you spell the word "student". Your whole class will lau...

There is no way to make it seem bad-a$$ that you broke your knee while playing badminton in gym c...

What I meant to text: "he has two pet Russian tortoises in his backyard." What I actually texted...

Don't watch a crime show when you're home alone. They will be discussing a psycho who watched his...