normalsforlosers

No matter how good you think the My Little Pony theme song is, do not, I repeat DO NOT hum it in ...

When you see a kid who looks lonely and doesn't look like he has any friends, stop and think why ...

I'm so hipster that I'm composed of anti-matter.

*sitting down with my mom talking about how great it is when we get really old* me: old people c...

(telling me and my brother about the trip to Bangkok he took in his twenties) Dad: So we picked ...

(Driving with my mom and sister) Sister (to me): Your birthday is on the 9th, right? Me: Um, no...

*my little brother had heard the word 'vagina' at school, and i was trying to explain why he shou...