norrithesexy

While watching Star Trek: Spock (does vulcan salute): Live long and prosper Uncle ralph (flips ...

My Dad said as I was pulling out of the driveway, leaving the state to go live with my girlfriend...

(We just got a new puppy and Dad is holding a dog treat.) Dad: tell the puppy to sit. Me: Sit. ...

(We were watching Iron Chef Japan on the cooking channel. The secret ingredient was Angler Fish.)...

Dad: *takes a bite of my eggs* Me: Dude, you just ate like half an egg! Dad: Oh, you'll get ovu...

Me (to dad standign on a ladder to fix the roof): If you see another wasp's nest tell me so I can...

Dad: Our entire family seems to have prostate problems. I have it, your grandpa has it, his fathe...

If you live in an area with a lot of black walnut trees, don't walk under them in the fall, espec...