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When reading LFMF and slightly confused by one out the details, don't click the comments button. ...

If you have an extremely strict,conservative father,just because you THINK he's in the shower doe...

Yes, eating two pieces of cake makes you feel fat and, yes, doing sit-ups will make you feel bett...

When you are on a conference call and you whisper a joke to a coworker about hacking someone's we...

No matter how often you try, your company ID card will not get you cash at the ATM. Not completel...

'Not Safe For Work' does not just apply to work. It also applies to 'When you have family over' #...

It's late at night, but early in the morning, and the channel on TV is playing the most trippy as...

You know you should probably go to sleep when you've been viewing Memebase and Failblog all day a...

Q.How do I know I've been on the internet for too long? A. You start thinking in memes. #LFMF

Don't change your father's ringtone to his favourite song. It will now take him over a minute to ...

Check your husband's pants for stray iPhones before doing laundry. #LFMF

If you are a hated foreman, never use a Porta-Potty at a construction site where there is a crane...

Yes, rule 34 applies to Portal. Yes, there IS WheatleyxGLaDOS rule 34. Yes, I AM scarred for life...

Always remember that the cover of your fire pit, no matter how little time it was actually coveri...

Sign that you may be spending a little too much time on the Cheezburger Network: Staring at an ad...

That awkward moment when your coach makes a "50 Shades of Grey" reference. The even awkward-er m...

Don't watch Hetalia within an hour of you trying to sleep, unless you want to have very strange d...

Do not watch the Sherlock episode The Hounds of Baskerville in the middle of the night when you s...

You may think it's nice to tell your young daughter, "I love you more than chocolate." Until she ...

If you pick up a guy on Craigslist and lie to friends and family about how you met, make sure tha...

I looked up creepy Pokemon myths. #LFMMegaF

Even if your phone has taken quite a beating (dropped off roof, run over by car, etc.) this doesn...

Slightly Bad Idea: Playing Truth or Dare with your friends. Bad Idea: Picking dare. Your friends ...

Don't ever look up that M rated Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction that contains "train sex" just ...

Never assume that anything will work just the way you expected it or the way it normally works fo...

Never, and I repeat, NEVER read Fifty Shades of Grey whilst talking to a friend who you are tryin...

When in math class...it's called a tessellation, not a tesseract #LFMF

When mixing kitten formula, cover the tin of powder before proceeding. Curious kitten will stick ...

Don't go watch an epic movie if you've been having issues with sleepwalking. You may, after goin...

Don't date a magician #LFMF