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My sister, me, my dad, and my mom eating dinner together. Mom: Some of the two year olds at th...

(While driving somewhere with my 5 year old sister) Me: Hey, look! The police are coming for y...

(Elderly grandmaw calling from the next room) Grandmaw: Help! Help! Someone please come quick! ...

While visiting my parents after inheriting a rather large quantity of Twix bars. Me: Oh, befo...

Me: *Giggling at a sexy text my boyfriend sent me* Mom: Tell him to stop talking about sex! Me:...

My mom and I are walking in the city when we pass in front of a strip club. 14 year old Me: Wow....

Mom[Immediately after changing her profile picture on Facebook]: Oh, looks like I've got a friend...

(shopping with my mom for a school presentation) Mom: What about this one? (holds up hot pink dr...