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(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Mother: (Leaving the house) No parties, no boys... Me: Why boys? Mother: I don't know. Me: Can...

Dad: Wasn't that Yunkin? Me: What? Dad: Yunkin. Yunkin McDoogan? Me: Ewan McGregor? Dad: Yes,...

Mom and I: *sitting in silence* Mom: *out of nowhere* ...I think I'm going to go into the garage...

Dad: Sex requires a helmet and knee pads and body armour and a spatula and water wings and a turt...

Mom (while watching Justin Bieber on SNL): That Justin Beaver is too young to be performing here!...