Even if you are just joking, NEVER tell your teacher that Doctor Who is more important than math.
When your cat gets sprayed by a stinkbug, don't pick your cat up to smell it, you will throw up.....
If you have a job interview the next morning, make sure your parents don't have plumbing work sch...
So there I was sitting at a red light this morning when a little old man, probably in his 70's wa...
My ornithology teacher had a party yesterday. He had a bowl labeled "Falcon Punch" #IMMD