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When putting your ugg boots on, remember that you have 4 cats and none of them are competent at ...

Never build up your courage before singing karaoke by taking multiple shots of tequila. More than...

Never use a shotgun sound as your default sound for text messages on your phone. You WILL get a t...

When the printer won't work, don't repeatedly try pushing the paper tray into the correct place w...