pandalover2000

kinda short brother coming out of the bathroom Brother: I feel small Dad: Stop looking at it

*we all walked down for breakfast one morning* Mom: Gosh, my neck and mouth hurts so bad Me: I'...

Me: [Dr.] Kevorkian died this morning! Mom: Oh really? Suicide?

Mom: [while watching How To Be] Where are our subtitles?! This is a FOREIGN movie!!! Me: Mom... ...

[playing Monopoly with family, Grandma lands on Boardwalk and has to pay a profane sum.] Grandma...

*My dad talking in his sleep* Dad: Get the cows off the roof! Me: Uhm... What? Dad: I SAID Get...

During the superbowl; me cheering for the steelers, my mom cheering for the packers. Me( after a...

[talking about how pale I am] Mom: You're like those women who wear the white powder and walk ar...

(On our way to the YMCA, talking about it) Mom: So what machines are you guys gonna use? Me: Th...