*I was cranky on afternoon, and my dad thought that he was being funny* Dad: She got out of bed,...
*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...
(watching Wimbledon) Dad: Ooh look! Ron's in the royal box. Mum: (singing) Weasley is our king....
(We were touring a historic house with my parents and our daughter) Tour Guide: Canopy beds were...
(My gay friend, Josh, was on his way over to my house. My dad told me to make my bed, but I was b...