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Correct: I fu**ing love Gerard Butler. Incorrect: I love fu**ing Gerard Butler. #LFMF

While "anypony" and "everypony" may be fun to use on the MLP fan forum you belong to, they aren't...

Just because you and your friends, all tall, muscular rock climbers in your twenties, have been t...

When having a dream of how nice it feels to pee, wake up and get to the bathroom immediately. #LFMF

Nursing home residents take their Bingo very seriously. Never cancel Bingo no matter what - act ...

Before you ask a pretty lady what her fantasies are, make sure she doesn't write romance novels f...

When a customer hands you a drink to refill, the correct wording is "could you please remove the ...