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  • Montoya is a fairly common Spanish surname. Inigo is a much less common, but still not unusual, f...
  • Correct: 'This new beanie is surprisingly not even itchy on my forehead skin' Incorrect: Shorteni...
  • When trying to read what it says on the bottom of a full glass bottle, DO NOT turn it upside down...
  • Don't read Failbook; the spelling and grammar atrocities you see committed there will make you lo...
  • Girls: when following your mom into the restroom, for the love of decency, make sure one of you r...
  • When you pull up at a four-way stop at the same time as another car, and there's no clear indicat...
  • When one looks up cleavage, as in rocks, don't be surprised when your dad walks in and says "nice...
  • Reconsider watching Hetalia: Axis Powers the night before a history exam. You will get kicked out...
  • Lose weight? Lose boobs. #LFMF
  • When explaining to people why you are a Grammar Nazi, make sure the table of people you are speak...
  • When playing with your cat, only use laser pointers in small intervals of time. If you use it for...
  • Turns out that spell check will not catch it when you type "firmly rape it" rather than "firmly w...

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