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Yes, your cat Felix is big. He's black. And he behaves at times like a dick. However, never say "...

If you and your friend have a habit of randomly texting each other Lady Gaga lyrics, CHECK before...

No matter how hard you sleepily smack it, the cat does not have a snooze button on the top of his...

When finding an open carton of your favorite juice in the fridge don't take a big gulp of the jui...

Using a fishing pole toy to lure the cat back inside is a fairly decent idea until you realize th...

Remember that a buttermilk container looks a lot like the milk container, and that you should pay...

Just because it has a lid doesn't mean a cat can't open it. Doubly so if it knows there is chicke...

Correct: It seems that some cat hair has fallen on my shirt. Incorrect: Why is there hair on my b...