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When waking up hungover and swearing profusely at who ever turned on the light. Remember that the...

Don't freak out. The loud humming sound is not coming from your computer. It is coming from your ...

When writing an email to a prostpective client, remember that the 'g' key is very close to the 't...

If you put some of those bite-size chocolate candies in your pocket, don't forget they are there....

When parking on the side of a narrow street, make sure to check the rear view mirror before openi...

When considering the lack of wisdom of installing the automatic timed aerosol dispenser at eye le...

When your friend climbs over a fence and starts screaming in pain when landing on the other side,...

If you like sleeping without any pj bottoms on, never wear a thong at night. Your dorm will have ...

Before reporting to the librarian that the copier is malfunctioning by printing everything extra ...

No matter how good they taste, don't eat half a package of diuretic cookies, you will end up in t...

If you wake up still drunk from your 21st Bday and someone calls to wish you happy bday. DO NOT a...

Never try to sharpen your finger in a pencil sharpener. The blade has to be sharp to sharpen the ...

Always practice going to the bathroom in heels before going to a house party. You will fall over ...

When you have a cold and your nose is sore from blowing it, check that the tube in your medicine ...

dont jump off of a 60 Ft. high bridge into water. even though your friends made it look effortles...

Never use a ladder your family has nicknamed "Mr. Flippy." It will live up to its name. #LFMF

Remember that pair of pants that you threw out because they ripped? Well you didn't throw them ou...

When drinking and playing strip poker at a party, do not wind up naked and get the bright idea to...

Singing passionately in the shower: good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: not so much. #...

When your tongue is numb from that cavity you just had filly, don't eat, no matter how hungry you...

Young Guinea Pigs like to pee when they're excited or terrified. Remember this when you're hold a...

If you are trying to hide your cell phone from your visiting family, do not hide it among your ne...

When staying over your new boyfriend's house for the first time, try and remember where you are i...

When going to visit your mother Christmas morning, do be sure to check that you're walking into t...

No matter how hard you try to make it fit, the key that opens the door to your house will never b...

If it's 29 degrees (F) outside, then the sunglasses you left in the car overnight will also be th...

When your friend tells you eating more Ice cream quickly will build up your immunity to ice cream...

Sometimes, when you drop a pen it’s best to just let it fall. However the frantic flailing as you...