The latest from psilorder
Hear someone talking in the other room late at night? Before you panic and call police, give a listen. Burglars don't recite tomorrow's weather report; the radio you forgot to turn off does. #LFMF
Do not browse FailBlog while holding a sleeping baby. Your shaking from trying not to laugh out loud will wake her, and her cries will wake your wife. #LFMF
Don't comment "in bed" to someone's Facebook update, no matter how much it sounds like a fortune cookie. Their spouse might think you two are having an affair. #LFMF
No matter how delerious you are from sickness remember that cleaning spit off the toilet seat by peeing on it helps nobody. #LFMF
If you see an attractive girl in a yellow dress it may not be a good idea to approach her by saying: "Pikachu! I choose you!" She may slap you. #LFMF
If you suspect that something you ate might have given you diarrhea, do not eat more of it to see if you were right. You were. #LFMF
If you tell a girl that she looks like the singer of that one unknown Finnish rock band and she asks you if that singer is pretty, do NOT answer "Well... but she has a great voice!" #LFMF
If your friend says, "Don't touch that -- it's poison sumac" while on a walk in a park, the proper response is NOT to go "Oh, no it isn't. Poison sumac doesn't look like this!", take a frond, and shove it down your pants to prove your point. You'll be horribly, horribly wrong. #LFMF
When you & your husband are in the shower, and he says to you, "I like that maneuver," your response should not be, "Most guys do." #LFMF
When you had a pretty serious car crash and you climb out of the wreck completely unharmed, make sure you don't slip on the Icy Road and Break your arm. Cause the Police and the Medics will laugh at you. #LFMF
When staying up all night studying for an exam, check to make sure it's for the right exam, otherwise you might get an unpleasent surprise the next morning. #LFMF
When in a hurry and needing to get the wrinkles out of your shirt, make sure you take the shirt off before you decide to steam it. #LFMF
Seriously. Put on the parking break. Finding your car in the park down the hill and across the street is not cool. #LFMF
