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My mom: You know, if you ever need some extra money, find something to sell to black teenagers.
(My Dad and I talking about beepers and who used to use them) Dad: "Yeah only higher economic status people like doctors, dentists, and drug dealers had them" Me: What...
Good idea: Watching Silence of the Lambs with your girlfriend Bad idea: Having sex after the movie Worst idea: Saying "I want to eat you" to your better half. You will NOT get any that night. #LFMF
The little freezer compartment in your dorm fridge is not cold enough to keep your pint of ice cream frozen. You will however get a half frozen milkshake.
