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My mom: You know, if you ever need some extra money, find something to sell to black teenagers.

(My Dad and I talking about beepers and who used to use them) Dad: "Yeah only higher economic st...

Good idea: Watching Silence of the Lambs with your girlfriend Bad idea: Having sex after the mov...

The little freezer compartment in your dorm fridge is not cold enough to keep your pint of ice cr...

When discussing where to eat dinner with your brother... Correct: Would you like to get our meal...

Sis: Let's get smoothies. Mom: I don't like smoothies. Me: You don't like smoothies? Mom: Or m...