When working on a car engine, NEVER try to loosen a red bolt. It will snap, and a/c fluid WILL ex...
Never, ever, use your household vacuum cleaner to clear the ashes from your fireplace.
When introducing your new boyfriend to your parents for the first time, make sure you wash your n...
When you’re RE teacher asks you to name some famous Jewish people, remember that Mel Gibson and M...
When you want a hot pocket for lunch make sure you let it cool after you had it in the microwave ...
If you have to refill your moms car oil at 7am, make sure you're not too tired to put the cap bac...
If you're working on your laptop and drinking tea at the same time, put the mug down before you s...
If your phone's timer makes a loud beeping noise, don't let it go off at the airport.
Always remember to hide the handcuffs after use, or your boyfriend's little brother will see them...
When discussing Animal Farm in Literature class and you have no idea what it's about, don't bring...