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  • When working on a car engine, NEVER try to loosen a red bolt. It will snap, and a/c fluid WILL ex...
  • Never, ever, use your household vacuum cleaner to clear the ashes from your fireplace.
  • When introducing your new boyfriend to your parents for the first time, make sure you wash your n...
  • When you’re RE teacher asks you to name some famous Jewish people, remember that Mel Gibson and M...
  • When you want a hot pocket for lunch make sure you let it cool after you had it in the microwave ...
  • If you have to refill your moms car oil at 7am, make sure you're not too tired to put the cap bac...
  • If you're working on your laptop and drinking tea at the same time, put the mug down before you s...
  • If your phone's timer makes a loud beeping noise, don't let it go off at the airport.
  • Always remember to hide the handcuffs after use, or your boyfriend's little brother will see them...
  • When discussing Animal Farm in Literature class and you have no idea what it's about, don't bring...

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