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Dad: Don't go into the dark, the Boogie Man will get you. Me: You're the Boogie man, and the To...

Mom: I love the internet language. Boyfriend: You mean like viruses and trojans? Mom: Yeah, tho...

Mom: Hum the Star Spangled Banner Me: Why? Mom: Well is it patriotic? Me: Yeah (I hum it for ...

(In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandm...

(Me and my dad sitting on the sofa watching TV.) Me: *Stretching and my shirt comes up a bit.* ...

Mom: Can I have some ice cream? Dad: Erm... Mom: I'll give you sex.