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When the biology teacher is talking about reproduction, and says that there is sucrose in semen, ...
When watching "Alien" alone in the dark, know the cat's exact location at all times. #LFMF
My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our coo...
Mom: Can you do me a favor? Me: Sure Mom: If you wake up tomorrow... Me: What do you mea...
(Showing my mom Justin Bieber for the first time) Me: So, what do you think? Mom: Does his baby...
