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  • When the biology teacher is talking about reproduction, and says that there is sucrose in semen, ...
  • When watching "Alien" alone in the dark, know the cat's exact location at all times. #LFMF
  • My brother comes home, and tells me and dad that he just had his first sexual Experience. Our coo...
  • Mom: Can you do me a favor? Me: Sure Mom: If you wake up tomorrow... Me: What do you mea...
  • (Showing my mom Justin Bieber for the first time) Me: So, what do you think? Mom: Does his baby...

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