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  • Mom: Why arent you at home, its jet dark outside? Son: Its called jet black. Mom: well i didnt ...
  • Me: It's frustrating still having to shop in the teens section, but at least I dodge the taxes......
  • (mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...
  • It's been raining so much that there are puddles in my yard that are six inches deep, and when I ...
  • (With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...
  • Dad: Chances are, by the time you're 50, you'll have been attacked by a goose.

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