sashawolf

My airhead aunt singing on my mom's voicemail: "Happy birthday to youuu, happy birthday to youu...

"Leah?" "Uh...Yeah mom?" "There is something I wanted to ask you... You've been acting sort of ...

(disclaimer: none of my family members are actually racist) Mom: OMG look! Black people! They ba...

(dad playing sims 3) mom: get off your lazy butt and fix dinner! (dad gets off couch in sims an...