The latest from sebastianmichaelis
If you think it'd be fun to walk around in the rain, you are correct. If you think your phone and iPod are safe from water damage because they're in your pocket, you are wrong. Very, very wrong.
While at McDonalds my younger brother is trying to eat an ice cream cone in one bite. Me: There's no way you can fit that whole thing in your mouth, it's too big! Mom: Here, let me show you how it's done!
Me: Is it bad if I die? Mum: Nah, you just have to decide if you want to be buried or cremated. Personally, i'd rather cremation, then we could put you under a plant and it'd get all pretty! Me: You want to have me cremated and use me as furtelizer? Mum:.. Yes?
Grandma: Could you pirate me some TruBlood? Dad: Isn't that just about hot vampires having sex? Grandma: That's what I'm into!
Cousin: Nanny, where's your other earring? Nanny: Oh, it's probably in the mashed potatoes.
Me: Mom, wake up, we need to go to Costco. Mom: ...where's...mom...? Me: You... You ARE mom.
(Whilst watching a bondage scence in a fim) Mum: I'll have to try that with your father sometime.
Me: It'd be nice to go out to dinner as a family when I get home, lets make sure dad comes too Mum: Of course he's coming, I'm not paying for your food!
Dad: I'm giving the dogs chicken because they can't have meat every night Me: Chicken IS meat Dad: No..I mean real meat.
Mom: "Wouldn't it be eerie if Halloween fell on Friday the 13th?"
Dad: When I die, I don't want you to waste money on a nice casket. Bury me in Glad trash bags.
