Me: Is it bad if I die? Mum: Nah, you just have to decide if you want to be buried or cremated. Personally, i'd rather cremation, then we could put you under a plant and it'd get all pretty! Me: You want to have me cremated and use me as furtelizer? Mum:.. Yes?
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