shadowcat2

(My 70-something year old grandparents were telling me of a time that they were stalked by a moun...

(My friend and I were visiting her granddad (who I haven't met before). Other guests include my f...

Dad: If you get that girl pregnant you have to name the kid Fruitloop. Me: Why? Dad: I lost a b...

(Sitting in the living room watching Star Trek: TNG) Mom: What are you doing, watching porn? Me...

My sister, offering whipped cream off of a sundae: Does anybody want this? Mom: You don't like w...