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When in the shopping centre with your 4-year-old, if she takes of her shoes and runs ahead of the...

When driving on a country road don't brake for kangaroos, no matter how much you like animals. Y...

When the biology teacher is talking about reproduction, and says that there is sucrose in semen, ...

Me: Dude, you really need to call the landlady in the morning. Mom: I am not a dude, I have lady...

(Listening to "Forget You" by Cee-Lo Green on the radio) Mum: What the hell is up with this guy....