skipperbobo2010

Grandpa: Come 'ere so I can pinch you. Me: Please don't! Grandpa: Fine. I'll just slap you then.

Me: I have to take a drug and alcohol course before I can get my permit. Mom: Well sweetie, I c...

(while having an asthma attack) Me: Grandma please get me my inhaler. I can't breathe! Grandm...

(After watching one of my theater performances) Me: "What did you think?" Dad: "I thought I was...