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If you're ever injured in a fire, and you notice a couple days later that you singed the tip of y...

If you're color-blind, make sure you look closely at what you're pulling out of the fridge, no ma...

When your platoon sergeant asks for volunteers to take a VERY early morning extra duty shift with...

If get a sudden bloody nose when laying on your bed in the middle of the night, don't assume it w...

If you want to cheer your recently widowed grandfather with a "funny, family oriented-movie" your...

Win: Working up the courage to come out to friends and family on Facebook. Fail: Not looking a...

When doing the cinnamon challenge, if you start coughing, DO NOT gasp for breath because then the...

When purchasing the white comforter because it's the last one in the store, realize that you will...

If your cat is blocking the TV DON'T throw the remote to shoo her away. You will score a direct ...

If there is an enermous, dark cloud on the horizon, and you are just leaving with your bike for w...

The electronic chime on your store's front door is called an "annunciator". When it malfunctions,...

When delivering papers during your Teachers Aide period use the front door. The poster on the bac...

There is a difference in being ambidextrous and being bi. #LFMF

If you have a cat and also have a big wad of silly putty, do not leave the silly putty on your be...

That noise in thye pantry...it wasn't your little brother wearing a monster mask. It was your OLD...