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If you have to throw up, don't cover your mouth because it WILL come out your nose. #LFMF

NEVER order an "Irish Car Bomb" while in a pub in London, EVER! #LFMF

"Turn your phone on vibrate when at a Military funeral. If not that, at least check to make sure ...

When borrowing your sister's iPad, never browse through her iBooks. There isn't enough eyebleach...

When a little boy says, "Come here, I wanna tell you something," do not lean over so he can whisp...