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(In the living room about 15 minutes before Thanksgiving Dinner with 20 family members and Grandm...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Me: Mom, I don't want to eat meat tonight. I just got done dissecting a pig. Mom: What? You won'...

Me (talking to grandma): I cuss around women because I treat them as my equals, grandma. Grandma...