The latest from steck_it
(PLaying Just Dance) Dad: My pelvic thrust has gotten weaker over the years Mom: Got that right!
*All the family is gathered, celebrating grandpa's 80th birthday* Grandma: I never thought that one day I'd be sleeping with an 80-year-old man! The rest of us: o_O
Mom:What have you got in your pockets? Me:Phone, gum, illegal drugs, and I may or may not have an atomic detonator. Mom:As long as you don't have a positive pregnancy test.
Me: Ya, so whenever someone tells you a story that you dont find interesting, you just stay "cool story bro" Mom: *pauses for a moment* Cool story bro. Dad: As you youngsters say, PWNED. Uncle: Pwned? Me: *explains" Uncle: Cool story bro. Brother: BAHAHAHA
Dad: Son, I want you to have this. *Gives me an air hockey puck* Me: Why did you steal this? Dad: So nobody else could play Me: I hope they have a spare puck. *Dad takes another one out of his pocket* Dad: Yes, they did.
