stellaspark

Dad: While Mom's away, let's become Amish.

(My mom is reading the local paper.) Me: Looks like some people were hit by lightning last night...

Me: Dad, I'm bi. Dad: Yeah, I know. Me: ?! Dad: You check out more chicks than your boyfriend ...

(Mom, carrying a broom after she was sweeping the porch): Guess what I was doing? Dad: Going f...

Me: Hey mom, dad's busy, I need you to take me to go get cupcakes. Mom: What? I thought you were...