The latest from sudmalis
If you have long hair and it's a windy day, make sure you haven't shut your hair in the car door when you got in. You'll have a bald patch the first time you turn your head. #LFMF
When the biology teacher is talking about reproduction, and says that there is sucrose in semen, do not ask in front of the entire class 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' The answer will be irrelevant once you realize exactly what it is you just said. Your friends will never let you hear the end of it. #LFMclassmate'sF
Never walk through the high grass, no matter how much time it saves. You'll think the red thing on your shirt is spilled barbecue sauce, eat it, and then realize it has legs and is a tick. #LFMF
Consider someplace other than a field of clovers to eat your clementine. Bees don't seem to understand the concept of sharing. #LFMF
NEVER try to convince someone from the south that Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola. #LFMF
Never, EVER go to a haunted house 7 months pregnant. When the creepy men come out of the shadows, your husband WILL walk up to them, try to hit them and yell "DON'T YOU TOUCH MY WIFE!!!" #LFMF
Yes, your friends are outdoorsy. Yes, they like Bear Grylls. No, they don't know about the meme. Don't tell them. They'll never really forgive you. #LFMF
If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It will seem loving to you, but creeper-esque to the rest of the world. Her scream will deafen you, her black belt will kick in and she'll flip you onto your back. Being twice her size, you'll never live it down. #LFMF
If you're taking a shower and you have a bunch of long hairs stuck to your hand, and you get rid of them by rubbing your palms together and then sticking the clump up on the wall, remember to take the clump with you when you're done. It will fall on the next person to use the shower. Your husband will scream like a little girl. #LFMF
If you get a flat tire, and later go to throw out the flat, don't throw out the entire wheel. The guy at the dealership will look at you like you're a moron, because you are. #LFMF
