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If you have long hair and it's a windy day, make sure you haven't shut your hair in the car door ...

When the biology teacher is talking about reproduction, and says that there is sucrose in semen, ...

Never walk through the high grass, no matter how much time it saves. You'll think the red thing ...

Consider someplace other than a field of clovers to eat your clementine. Bees don't seem to unde...

NEVER try to convince someone from the south that Pepsi is better than Coca-Cola. #LFMF

Never, EVER go to a haunted house 7 months pregnant. When the creepy men come out of the shadows,...

Yes, your friends are outdoorsy. Yes, they like Bear Grylls. No, they don't know about the meme. ...

If you stumble upon your girlfriend in a public place never run up and grab her from behind. It w...

If you're taking a shower and you have a bunch of long hairs stuck to your hand, and you get rid ...

If you get a flat tire, and later go to throw out the flat, don't throw out the entire wheel. The...

When you are talking about future children, remember that doctors aren't always right. He will te...

No matter how good it smells or tastes in hot chocolate, NEVER try and take a swig of pure pepper...

Good idea: Going to a bar with some friends! Good idea: Flirting with a Scottish dude! Bad idea...

Good idea: posting anecdotes on LFMF. Bad idea: continuing to post time and again but never gett...

Guys. Never accompany your girlfriend when she's buying shoes. #LFMF

When drunk, attempting to pee on the moon sounds like an awesome idea. It is not, you will need a...

Before getting agitated at you computers disk drive for not reading a DVD, and hitting it none to...

When watching porn with your wife, make sure it's not a porn your EX wife is in. She will get mad...

You may not be 100% fluent in the language of your new island home. But no matter how nice it loo...

No shaving experiments right before a date! #LFMF