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  • Right after my husband and I got married we were sleeping and I rolled over. At the same time, he...
  • Pay attention to what the MS Word spell checker is doing. Failing to do so will cause you to turn...
  • If you prefer to dump out your dog's water bowl before refilling it, it is absolutely necessary t...
  • IF the hotel you are about to check into has a banner reading "Welcome National High School Cheer...
  • When watching "Alien" alone in the dark, know the cat's exact location at all times. #LFMF
  • After slicing fresh chili peppers, don't impulsively touch your face. The oil from the pepper wil...
  • Working in a hospital for many years conditions you to respond automatically to certain words. I ...
  • Correct: Our mailbox has a dog's face painted on the front. Incorrect: Our mailbox is made out of...
  • If you suffer from wedgies when you go to yoga class, wearing a thong doesn't solve the problem. ...
  • Correct: You look stressed, want to borrow a plant off my desk so you can pretend you're in natur...

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