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When walking home after a rough day, do not immediately turn to the guy in the car beeping at you...

I was at the grocery store and their radio started to play "Thriller". I walked into an isle to s...

I've been homeless for a few months now, living out of my car, and working at least 50 hours a we...

I was taking care of a cat owned by a cancer patient who couldn't care for them during their trea...

I was working at a computer shop. Two deaf girls entered and were talking with signing. My brothe...

Tonight my husband is taking me out to dinner with his first paycheck after being laid off for al...

Today, two years after being told I should drop out because I would never graduate, I am graduati...

After quite a stressful week at work, we were all feeling pretty low. Suddenly, we get told to fi...

Today, while I was out for a run, I found a four-leaf clover. Since I had nowhere to put it, my r...

A guy came into my college yesterday with a broken computer, which I fixed later that day. When...

I tend to use my shopping bags as trashbags in my car. So one day I forgot to lock my door and re...

When I was working in the garden yesterday, I was thinking I should have brought a radio to make ...

A womans husband accidentally donated her purse to the sceondhand store I work at. She came in cr...

When making an appointment to see a new doctor for the first time, be absolutely sure you have th...

I bruised some ribs and got a lovely case of whiplash a week ago in an accident and today was the...

Yesterday was my senior prom. I had always told myself that I wouldn't go because I'm sort of gee...

When a friend hands you a banana, the correct response is "thanks", not "This banana's hard, see?...

Im learning to drive and today I stalled my car on a hill at the front of a traffic queue, I did ...

Today, while leaving the mall, I saw a young couple heading through the parking lot in the rain. ...

NEVER wear a blue shirt to Wal-Mart! #LFMF

When going for a very spectacular ride on your local fun fair including lots of loops, highspeed ...

If you shave with a straight razor, make sure the cat has been thoroughly petted BEFORE putting b...

Never blow your nose after taking a laxative. #LFMF

If you wear heavy rings and tend to talk with your hands, don't end up telling a story that inclu...

The time and the place for busting a move is not while you're in the bathroom, unless you want to...

Make sure the inside of a porta-potty is able to open from the inside, before you shut the door. ...