swimmingninja

(My Dad is a minister) Dad: What do scooters and fat girls have in common? Me: What? Dad: All ...

Dad: It's amazing how different French and Spanish sound. French is so effeminate and Spanish sou...

(dad playing sims 3) mom: get off your lazy butt and fix dinner! (dad gets off couch in sims an...

(my uncle to his lap dog) I'm a velociraptor... Hear me roar, you pathetic dog!

*Walks in kitchen and mom punches me on the shoulder* Me: Why did you do that? Mom: Because you...