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Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF

the single worst time to laugh at a random memory that pops in your head is when your school teac...

When using the reflection of a dark-tinted car window to adjust your shades and make sexy faces, ...

When you get in the shower, remember to take your clothes off. #LFMF

When in DOS, do NOT tell it to delete *.*. This is what makes the computer do everything, like op...

When your husband gets out of the shower and starts to do a little dance get out of the way becau...