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ALWAYS look at what you're drinking. Otherwise you will wake up in the morning and blindly gulp d...

When making household repairs with Superglue, be very careful of where you put the object being r...

If you remember a movie that scared you as a child, don't watch it even if you think, "Hey, I'm o...

There is no such thing as a stealthy fart when you're sitting on aluminum bleachers. #LFMF

When walking home after a rough day, do not immediately turn to the guy in the car beeping at you...

Make sure the "lost dog" you're following really is a dog. Sometimes it's a coyote, in which cas...

When your mother calls you a "son of a bitch" during an argument, don't try to be smart and point...