thekill6277's Favorites
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(While at a store that had glitter all over the floors) Mom: It looks like a unicorn blew up in ...
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(Doing a survey for gay people's rights) Me: Mom, why do you support gay marriage? Mom: Because...
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Me: *hiccup* Dad: Oh, hi. What's up? You just get the hiccups all of a sudden? Me: It happens s...
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My soul is so fractured I have more Horcruxes than Voldemort.
