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(My dad and I were having a post-Thanksgiving dinner farting contest. It was getting progressivel...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Me (talking to grandma): I cuss around women because I treat them as my equals, grandma. Grandma...

(While I'm getting ready for work.) Dad: Hey, did you get some coffee? I don't want your white c...

(Talking to my ten-year-old cousin about Pokemon while celebrating my uncle returning from Iraq.)...

If, when walking through ASDA, someone yells "Get down!" consider that they might be addressing t...