theplague17

Even if you're a preacher who's well-reasoned, educated, logical, and orthodox, it's not a good i...

me: (aged 6) hey dad, isn't it weird how you and mom have 4 sons and uncle "derp" has 4 daughters...

(After reading a story about kidnapping) Me: Mom, what would you do if I was kidnapped? Mom: Ca...

When you suddenly go from being almost an insomniac to sleeping all of the time, don't assume you...

when you smell a French fry smell coming from your car don't ignore it. several weeks later'll y...

So you thought it'd be funny to set your ringtone to the Imperial March for when your mother call...