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  • When you offer your younger brother the chance to play ONE song in the car during a road trip, re...
  • Don't watch a crime show when you're home alone. They will be discussing a psycho who watched his...
  • When two guys start fighting, it's a good idea to try to get between them and pull them apart. W...
  • If you are in a rush, and you know your teacher doesn't look closely at your homework sometimes m...
  • Never accompany your girlfriend to get the Morning After Pill. The pharmacist will think you bull...
  • When leaving your seat to go to the loo on an aircraft remember to remove headphones to avoid hav...

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