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Never give your girlfriend your phone to respond to a text message while you are driving. She wil...

A) No matter how desperate you are for a caffeine fix, don't snort green tea powder. B)Better ye...

When your makeup bottle is clogged due to dried makeup, don't squeeze it to try and get the makeu...

Never attempt to amuse yourself by flicking a sleeping cat's ear until it swipes at you. You may ...

Good idea: going to the pool with your friends Bad idea: staying there so long that your eyes tu...

NEVER sing along to Nirvana's "Rape Me" on your mp3. There is no explaining it. #LFMF

Tried to log onto CIA website. Computer shut down. Sheer panic. Turns out cable fell out. #LFMF

Bad Idea: Falling asleep on the toilet at work. Worse Idea: Not stretching your legs before stan...

Nyquil may cure all your cold symptoms and let you sleep, but it won't cure your explosive diarrh...

Never wear a kilt in the traditional way while riding a moped through a school zone #LFMF

If your sister is a Twihard and you plan on giving her a movie poster for her birthday either A:...

When you're seriously constipated and playing a video game with 32 people on an open microphone c...

When sending an email to your geology professor, remember "libido" is the sex drive. "Albedo" is ...