The latest from umadbrah
(talking about things I want to do this summer) Me: I think I would like to try bungee jumping this year. Dad: Not in this lifetime, you came into this world by a broken rubber, and your mother would kill me if you left it the same way. Me: ...
Mom: Don't get one of those memory foam mattresses. They're great for sleeping but not for other things Me: ... Mom: Your knees sink in too much.
